Review of "Shadow and Claw" by Gene Wolfe

I was aware before start­ing Shadow and Claw that it was not pedes­trian fic­tion. It is not some­thing to plow through, or relax with. It is an allegory-heavy, lit­er­ary, fan­tas­tic tale. Hav­ing said that, it's about a tor­turer who is exiled from his guild, ends up with a mys­te­ri­ous and pow­er­ful relic, and then sleeps with a lot of women and com­pares them. He also oils and bran­dishes his sword a lot.

On Reviews and Reviewing

I'm a fan of reviews and thought­ful crit­i­cism. I also like to write reviews, but I've had a hard time fig­ur­ing out what to do with them.

Akismet def. Spam

Has spam been solved? This blog is both young and mostly dor­mant, as I chase two young kids and ren­o­vate this old house and catch up at work. Still, the spam trick­les in all the same. None has got­ten through. Go go Akismet!

constraints and joy

At first I didn't under­stand twit­ter, but I've come to enjoy it.

As a hob­bi­est writer, I appre­ci­ate the chal­lenge of 140 char­ac­ters. Strunk said to Omit need­less words, but twit­ter advances the con­cept. If I have a com­plex or mul­ti­step thought and want to tweet it, on a geeky level I like try­ing to cram it into such a short space.

For exam­ple, no paired em-dashes in a twit­ter sen­tence. Four char­ac­ters. Cram a semi­colon and space in there instead.

When I tweet, the con­straint makes me think harder about lan­guage, about punc­tu­a­tion. Any­thing that makes me think harder, I enjoy.

Pleasant Chaos

Check work email, check per­sonal email. My seven-month-old daugh­ter has a death grip on my thumbs as I teach her to walk and I'm scold­ing the twenty-two-month daugh­ter for pur­pose­fully putting a book on the floor in our path. (Can't step on books, instant time­out) The tone of my voice switches seam­lessly between encour­age­ment and parent-authoritarian. Drink­ing sec­ond full mug of cof­fee before 7:30 in the morn­ing. Got five hours of sleep last night, often inter­rupted by youngest daugh­ter scream­ing due to a head cold. Off to get and fax more finan­cial doc­u­ments for the mort­gage lender and con­tinue the hoop-jumping process, so far I'm 167 for 167. Check work email, check per­sonal email. Get­ting ready to sit in on a ninety-minute talk pre­sented by a col­league at work. Ninety min­utes feels like a com­i­cally long amount of time. Help­ing a friend with some pro­gram­ming advice. Exer­cised yes­ter­day morn­ing, so today's the off day. Lose five min­utes before I real­ize that I acci­den­tally looked at Google Reader and have been read­ing about a new smart­phone I won't buy. Wish­ing that time would stop so that I could catch up at work. My apart­ment is full of packed and half-packed mov­ing boxes. Have to remem­ber to move them away from the win­dows so that the older daugh­ter doesn't climb them to get a dif­fer­ent van­tage point for the win­dows. Although I applaud the goal, the boxes aren't sta­ble. Get­ting ready for work–have so much going on that I have to run down my daily check­list before get­ting out the door: deodor­ant, oral hygiene. So uncom­fort­able when I for­get. Check work email, check per­sonal email. Later, I'll try to remem­ber if I ate this morn­ing. If not, 11am ramen at work. Put on my win­ter gear to get ready for the cold com­mute and lis­ten to my younger daugh­ter bab­bling "da da da" and my older daugh­ter answer­ing "yeah! da da da!" and point­ing at me. On the bus ride to work I'm going to read five more pages of the book that my best friend lent me, enjoy them, and look for­ward to read­ing five more another time.

2010 is pretty much going as expected.

I'm happy.

And I'm out the door.

Persistent Television is Awesome

One of the great joys of this mod­ern world is the abil­ity to dis­cover cool video that isn't per­fectly current.

Why I Should Read Less

I had a draft of an essay in my google docs called "Being Cool is Expen­sive". Cou­ple hun­dred words, unpol­ished. Then I saw "New Device Desir­able, Old Device Unde­sir­able" from the Onion, which said every­thing I wanted to say, but bet­ter than I could have said it.

The draft will die in my unpub­lished folder. Also, time to unsub­scribe from The Onion.

Credit is a Hobby

Credit scores have a lot of reach into your qual­ity of life. Luck­ily, I took an inter­est in the topic years ago and doing so helped me get my fam­ily into a home.

Wrong Timing to Start a Blog

My les­son of the last cou­ple of weeks is: don't start a blog right before embark­ing on the pur­chase of your first home. I thought you just turned in a coupon at FirstHome­Mart, but it turns out that it's actu­ally some­what involved and time-consuming.

My blog's not empty, it's austere!

Understanding New Parents

A few years ago, I ended up on the wrong side of this response:

"Wait, I love my kids! STOP TALKING ABOUT KILLING MY KIDS!"

I found this a lit­tle con­fus­ing, as we weren't talk­ing about killing any­one. How­ever, I've since become a par­ent, and I can offer an expla­na­tion and translation.