spaceponies

I had a draft of an essay in my google docs called "Being Cool is Expen­sive". Cou­ple hun­dred words, unpol­ished. Then I saw "New Device Desir­able, Old Device Unde­sir­able" from the Onion, which said every­thing I wanted to say, but bet­ter than I could have said it.

The draft will die in my unpub­lished folder. Also, time to unsub­scribe from The Onion.